The President of Zambia was holding a news conference when a monkey in a tree decided to let him know exactly how he felt by going pee pee all over his jacket! This reminds me of a quote from a wise woman named Judge Judy: “Don’t piss on my head, and tell me it’s raining.”
The President laughed it off and continued with the press conference, but I would’ve slapped that bitch! Ask me first before you give me a golden shower!
This reminds me of the time that I was all dressed up to go to the wedding. I was strolling to the church, thinking I looked classier than a lucite heel against a stripper pole, when some gross bird squirted scat juice all over my clothes! That dumb bitch ruined my outfit! Everyone’s a critic!