You know, I shouldn’t joke, because this is most likely going to be my future too. But instead of a crazy cat lady, I’ll be a crazy cat bunny puppy gay. I’m fine with it. Unlike humans, animals gladly leave their shit out in the open for you to deal with.
This is the trailer for a documentary on crazy cat ladies currently making the film festival rounds. It’s serious business. I like cats and kittens, but who needs 16 of them?! Besides Jeremy Piven, who wants to open up drawer to find a dozen pussies jumping out at them? Some of these hos needs to trade in a cat or two for a vibrator. When I’m a crazy cat bunny puppy gay, I hope to come back to this post and read that last sentence again so that I can take my own advice!
And we should all take these hot bitches out to a place that doesn’t reek of cat piss and tuna vomit for a really strong DRANK.