Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 25, 2009 / Posted by:

Lahoma Sue Smith – First of all, this hot bitch’s name is LAHOMA. That’s reason enough. Second of all, she got arrested for whoring herself out for some chips! We’ve all said before, “I’d suck a dick for some Doritos!” Well, this bitch really did it. Yes, Lahoma traded fucks for Fritos! Lays for Lays! Chocha for Cheetos! You know Brit Brit is jealous, because this could’ve been her! Damn! Next time.

The Oklahoma City police found Lahoma trying to catch a john by flashing her headlights on the street. No, not her titties. The headlights from her car. The po po followed Lahoma’s car and found her with her chichis out and a dude in the passenger seat with his pants down. The dude told the cops that he was having wife issues and was looking for a hooker. He also said that he didn’t have any money, but Lahoma, being the classy high-paid escort that she is, agreed to give him a little sexin’ for a $30 case of Frito-Lay chips he had in his car. The dude works at Frito-Lay.

Lahoma was arrested and ordered to pay a fine of $1,142. Um. Does the court accept Frito-Lay chips as payment?

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