The Unicorns Are Wailing!!!!!

June 24, 2009 / Posted by:

This is what happens to RFancyPattz every time he tries to use a public bathroom. You know those horny Twihards hide in the urinals and shit! Bitches are pretending to be urinal cakes just to get a piece.

This time, the blood on RPattz was fake, because it was for that movie he’s shooting in NYC that isn’t about sparkly vampires.

The make-up whores on this movie really didn’t need to work that hard to make him look like this. They should’ve just stripped him down and threw him in the middle of a mall in Ohio. The crazed mob of horntards would’ve sniffed him out, pounced on his face and scraped him up with their hard clits. Convulsing crotches can do damage.

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