Panty Creamer Of The Day

June 24, 2009 / Posted by:

Who cares if Johnny Depp has enough jelly in his hair to keep KY in business for years! Who cares if his teefs look like the star of a Parkay commercial! Who cares! Just rub your fuck parts on his hair and 21 Jump Street his ass! I have no fucking clue what “21 Jump Street his ass” actually means, but it sounded hot in my brains. Go with it.

Here’s Johnny yearning for a little love from Dawn at the premiere of Public Enemies in Los Angeles yesterday.

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