Nick Lachey And Vanessa Manilafolders Are Over

The poster couple for Ambien, Tittay Lachey and Vanessa Manilafolders, have quit the love! UsWeekly reports that Nick and Va…zzz…zzzz…zzzz..zzzzz See, even the thought of these two bring the sleepies faster than the soothing sounds of the rainforest. Just reading their names makes you want to fluff up a pillow, put your hand on your crotch and fall asleep! Anyway, surrender to the zzzzs or pop a No-Doz and read on.

Nick and Vanessa started dating right after he split up with Jessica Simpson in 2006. A source said, “It was an amicable break-up. They walk away from it still friends. They still care about each other very much. This is what’s best for both of them.”

You know, why can’t whores stop with the “we’re still friends” noise? Most of us walk away hating our exes in the heart, but still loving them in the genitals. So a more accurate statement would be: “It was an amicable break-up. They are still fucking. This is what’s best for both of them.” The end.

Are you still awake?