JRM Fucked Up Again

June 24, 2009 / Posted by:

Jonathan Rhys Meyers was arrested this past Saturday at Charles De Gaulle airport in Paris after he put his fist into the face of a waiter who refused to serve him another glass booze. I know you’re thinking that anybody who denies you a sip of life’s elixir deserves a beating, but JRM has a little case of the Kiefer Sutherlands. JRM was arrested in 2007 for being a drunken wreck at the Dublin airport. That same year, he shuffled off to a rehab facility to dry out. And now here he is again…

People says that a boozy JRM was trying to get a drink before catching a flight, but the bartender was not cooperating. The bar manager was called over to settle JRM down, but a brawl of words went down. A waiter came over to try and stop the argument, but he ended up getting bitch punched in the face. The police were called and took JRM to a drunk tank to sober up for a few hours.

JRM and his marble eyes will have to appear before a judge in September to answer to the charges of “voluntary violence, contempt, issuing death threats and assault.” Yes, JRM threatened to kill a bitch over a little of the sauce. If it’s that serious, he should carry a damn flask. Better yet, he should train in the Wino ninja art of “booze and ditch.” All he had to do was order a goddamn cup of tea. When the bartender ran off to get it, he just had to jump over the bar, take a swig and jump back. There’s no need to bust a ho in the face!

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