Fang Fight

June 24, 2009 / Posted by:

In an interview with Marie Claire (via ONTD), Stephen Moyer from True Blood had this to say about Edward Cullen from Twilight: “He’s a pussy! He’s the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires.

Oh, shit. He said “Slim-Fast!” That shit has to burn like a crucifix to the nalgas!

This isn’t really a fang fight since Edward doesn’t have fangs! Edward can try to blind Vampire Bill rays of sparklies! Kind of like the Care Bear stare! Precious, right? If that didn’t work, Rpattz could act out a few scenes which would cause Stephen to go completely numb. It worked on me while I was watching Twilight (please don’t kill me, Twihards).

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