Who the hell is in charge of Burger King’s advertising? Al Goldstein? First, there was the ad featuring a nekkid Burger King for their cologne Flame. Then, there was that was square ass commercial. And now we have this!
Don’t get me wrong, I love that Burger King is trying to tap into the slut demographic, but they’re going to have to try harder than this. If I’m going to put seven inches in my mouth, I’m going to clean the cheese off of it first. Also, what are those little bumps on the top? Heeeerpes!!! So Burger King wants us to blow a cheesy, herpes-ridden seven incher? Okay, why not? Hand me a condom.
I’m also a little disappointed that they didn’t cover that blow up doll’s face in mayo. They are probably saving that beautiful moment for the commercial.
And I think someone needs to set up a party between BK’s seven incher and the power bottom oven from Quizno’s.