Tommy Girl’s creamy pits (to match his creamy Scientolohole) and Stepford Katie’s giant muffin face (made with barley, of course) came out to support Cameron Diaz as she received her star on the Hollywood Walk of FAIL yesterday.
You know, I’m trying soooo hard not to stare at the Scientology-made second trimester pillow under Katie’s shirt. Please don’t tell me there’s an alien robot baby stewing in some test tube in a lab in the middle of the desert! Maybe that’s why Tommy’s arm ‘ginas can’t stop jizzing? The tiny crazy is excited knowing that he will soon have a new robot baby to parade in front of the world.
Speaking of terrifying, Cameron Diaz’s FACE! What in the stuffed crust pizza hell did she do to her face? It looks like Botox is her new favorite topping. Bitch looks like a week-old stale calzone.