It’s been pretty quiet on the “Over the Moon” front and I was beginning to think that maybe that horrific phrase slide back into the mouth of Satan where it belongs forever. No, it’s alive and it’s made a comeback thanks to stupid asses SJP and Matthew Broderick. And you thought moon jumping was only for cows! Damn them.
As some of your asses may know, SJP and Matthew’s surrogate gave birth to twinsies last night and now we know their names!
“Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are delighted to announce the healthy arrival of their two daughters. Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick weighed 5 pounds, 11 ounces, and Tabitha Hodge Broderick weighed 6 pounds. Both Hodge and Elwell are family names on Parker’s side. The babies are doing beautifully and the entire family is over the moon.”
Based on those names, I’m guessing the surrogate gave birth to twin crotchety old memaws who sit on their porch all day yelling at the neighborhood kids for trampling all over their petunias. BENJAMIN BUTTON’S SHIT for real! Those names smell like boiled prunes, corn starch and Polident.
Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge are probably OVER for their parents for giving them a couple of names that only belong on a social security check.
VIA E! News