Shooting has already started for The Runaways biopic and here’s Kristen Stewart in her full Joan Jett drag. If I was on Jerry Springer with her, I’d try to snatch that wig off her head only to find out that it’s not really a wig. Jokes on me. Ain’t that a bitch when real hair looks like it was made in a factory in Taiwan.
And I’m not really seeing Joan Jett here, are you? Bitch looks more like Samantha Ronson dressed as Leather Tuscadero to an all-gayelle costume party.
BONUS! Since watching bitches fall is Dlisted’s favorite pastime, here’s Kristen soaring through the sky and busting her knees on the concrete.