Would You Hit It?

June 22, 2009 / Posted by:

You better say yes, because he would hit all of us in a row. I don’t care if you’ve got two hairs on your head, no teefs, three eyes, the chronic farts and a bagina gut so large that it has to be held up with clamps, he would still get with that shit. If you can make the sex, David Duchovny will RSVP to your pussy party.

But SERIOUSLY, David is looking a lot better since his sex rehab days. Not being completely addicted to the snatch has done him some good. I guess he traded 12-hours of amateur porn viewing for working out. Pumping iron instead of pumping pussy! Go on!

Here’s David spending a little quality time with his wife Tea Leoni in Malibu yesterday. A source told People that they are working on their marriage and Tea is helping him through his sex addiction. Good for Tea! I’m sure it was a little weird when David jizzed in his trunks after a piece of sexy seaweed floated by him yesterday, but Tea should know that the old David would’ve done ass-to-mouth with it. Progress!

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