Megan Fox Is Sowwy

Last week in London, Megan Fox broke the spirit, killed the heart and crushed the dreams of a young boy who only wanted to give her a yellow rose (for friendship). It was the moment that the boy, who time traveled all the way from the 80s to be there, realized that the world is a cruel place.

In an interview with Collider.com, Megan claims she has no idea that was going on next to her, because her prolific brain was too busy creating the next great thought that would boggle the world. Megan said that if she finds out the boy’s name, she will send him a person apology. I’m afraid it’s too late. The boy is probably halfway to Hawaii where he’s planning to throw himself in Mauna Loa.

The best Megan do is send him a personal apology?! Pfft. What the hell kind of St. Angie wannabe is she?! St. Angie would never just send a stupid apology. She would adopt his ass. A clip of Megan’s apology is below. Doesn’t the mug of tea make her look extra smart and serious? She thinks so.