Matthew McConaughey Works Fast

June 22, 2009 / Posted by:

For being such a mega stoner, I would think that Matthew McConaughey spermies weren’t in a rush to get back to work after making a baby with Camila Alves a few months ago. I would think they would just want to hang out on Camila’s ovaries, shoot the shit, lay around and not even bother trying to break into one of those egg things. Too much work. But they have proven me wrong, because Camila is baking a baby! Yeah, isn’t that sweet? Father and child are baking at the same time!

Matthew announced the news on his website (which is a bong hit in itself): “Happy Father’s Day. It’s my first, and the last 11 months with Levi and Camila have been the most rewarding adventure to date. Happy Father’s Day. It’s my first, and the last 11 months with Levi and Camila have been the most rewarding adventure to date. We have more blessed news to celebrate this Father’s Day that [will] make this time next year double the fun. Levi is going to be a big brother… Yeah, we pulled off the greatest miracle in the world one more time, Camila and I are expecting our second child, bringing more life into the world, making more to live for. The future looks bright as the family grows and we thank you all for the well wishes you send our way. Viva la evolucion, naturally, and in the mean times and all time, just keep livin.

Viva la evolucion! Ha. Do I have to be fully stoned to understand that last sentence? If so, pass me a joint and light it up.

Anyway, congratulations to Matthew! It will be nice for him to have another human around all the time who has arms shorter than his own. When Matthew can’t reach the syrup in the middle of the table, his new baby friend can look at him with eyes that say, “Sigh Neither can I.” Matthew will never feel alone!

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