I Can’t Look At You Anymore, Sienna

June 22, 2009 / Posted by:

Sienna Miller needs to follow Balthazar Getty’s finger and get the dick out of here, because bitch has fucked up yet again! Sienna, throw yourself off that pier, ho! It’s time for some tough love! I can’t stand by and watch Sienna disrespect herself as one of the biggest sluts in all the land by continuing to mess with the same old soggy peen! I mean, just when I thought Sienna had finally released Balthazar’s dick from her jaws of life vagina, here she is with him in Positano, Italy.

Sienna and Balthazar spent Father’s Day doing gross things on a boat together. Cue Balthazar’s wife: “Aw, kids. That was nice of you to make daddy breakfast for Father’s Day, but unfortunately he can’t eat it, because he’s too busy eating his slut whore mistress’ snatch in Italy.”

Sienna needs to stick her vag in a bowl of ice until its fever for Balthazar goes down, because obviously it’s hallucinating. I don’t care if Balthazar goes all the way up her GOWL, there’s more dick out there that needs to be fucked! This slut is on notice AGAIN.

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