Hot Slut Of The Week: Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill

June 22, 2009 / Posted by:

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Birth Name: Strawberry Hill

Original Date of HS of the Day: June 20, 2009
Claim to Fame: Boone’s Farm was founded in 1873, but it didn’t become a classic until they started selling malt liquor for those with finer tastes. Strawberry Hill was their second flavored nectar of the gods. Apple was the first.

Where is it now? Probably getting some high school student drunk for the first time. Strawberry Hill really is an important part of a teenager’s life.

Why is it HS of the Week? Because you whores sent me some beautiful stories about your first dance with Strawberry Hill. One of you toasted with it at your wedding (a truly elegant affair) and another of you skanks barfed it up on a dude who was about to take your V-card. Touching stories all around.

Here’s a Strawberry Hill commercial from the olden times. The Strawberry Hill granny is a real gangsta. “One sip and it’s Strawberry Hill forever” is RIGHT.

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