Holy Lucite!

June 21, 2009 / Posted by:

The Empress of Lucite’s nipples are as giving as her heart. Yesterday in Miami, Shauna Sand felt that the beach needed some beautifying, so she undid her bikini top and let her lucite balls work their magic. Instantly, the seaweed on the beach disappeared and the water turned lucite blue. Unfortunately, not everyone was pleased to see Shauna’s nips. The sand dollars on the beach slid deep into the ocean, because they knew they could not compete with the almighty lucite one’s nipples.

Enough of this teasing, Shauna’s nipples of wonder are after the jump. I would recommend looking at these pictures through a tiny hole in a piece of paper or you might be blinded by her raw elegance. Actually, I really do think God was inspired by Shauna’s nipples when he created the eclipse. JUMP!!!

Let’s get a little closer. Hold up your papers! Total Eclipse of the Nipples!


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