Special Delivery!

June 20, 2009 / Posted by:

Vadge, Rocco, Lourdes, David and her gang of nannies, assistants and gays arrived in London yesterday to prepare for the arrival of the newest member of the family: Mercy. According to UsWeekly, Mercy popped into London this morning after leaving her native Malawi last night. Vadge sent a private jet, a nanny, a child nurse and one of her assistants to pick up her newest baby friend.

I know you’re casting a judgmental gaze upon Vadge for not going to Africa to pick up her own daughter, but don’t! First of all, at least Vadge didn’t send Mercy by FedEx like I thought she would. Second of all, Mercy probably told Vadge that she’ll meet her in London. That way Mercy can easily sneak a few cocktails in on the plane before coming face to face with her new mother. Homegirl knows what she’s in for.

P.S. – That precious poodle in the pink shorts is giving me fevah!

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