That Mormon girl from Dancing with the Has-Beens has been cast as Ariel in the remake/murder of Footloose. I guess she also sings country songs or something. The casting isn’t a done deal just yet, because they are trying to work out scheduling details with Julianne since she is sooooo busy. Filming starts in March. No word on whether or not Julianne’s adorable dog is going to be playing Rusty. I think we should start a petition.
Chace Crawford has already been confirmed as the glittery nymph who will flutter about as Ren McCormick. Kenny Ortega, who directed all three High School Musical movies, will control the puppet strings on this shit.
I don’t even need to bother watching this in a movie theater when it comes out. I’ll see it eventually. I’ll be forced to watch it when I’m finally put on the Chinatown bus to HELL.