The biggest superstar in the universe, Susan Boyle, apparently flipped her beautiful brows last night, because she wanted to see her beloved friend Pebbles. Susan was due to perform in the Britain’s Got Talent concert in Liverpool, but the producers pulled her from the line-up and ordered her to go lie down.
The Daily Mail says Susan began begging for her cat (don’t make me write the p-word) earlier in the afternoon on the balcony of her Liverpool hotel room. Don’t cry for me Pebbles the pussy (I can’t help it)!
One hotel guest said Susan was shouting, “I want my cat. I need my cat.” A rep for BGT denies Susan lost it over Pebbles and said, “She had a rest day. She was feeling tired and she decided not to perform.” This is the third performance Susan has canceled. Nobody knows if she’s going to sing in Cardiff tonight.
Pebbles is Susan’s bestest friend and confidante, so why isn’t her main pussy pal with her at all times? Those dumb whores who work for Susan should have dropped everything and delivered Pebbles to SuBo’s loving arms to ease her craziness. Even Jennifer Aniston’s dog Norman never leaves her side on set and gets the royal treatment! And Susan is a way bigger star than that bitch!