What Would Dorota Say?

June 19, 2009 / Posted by:

Blair Waldorf is a fine lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets! And now the internet is about to see her freakiness in all its glory. That’s what TMZ says anyway. They are saying that a fucky times tape co-starring Leighton Meester from Gossip Girl is being peddled to the highest bidder! One company is very close to sealing the deal, so we may see Blair’s bits sooner than later.

23-year-old Leighton apparently made the tape with a boyfriend a few years back. The tape is said to be pretty mild except for a scene “involving her very talented feet.” FOOTJOBS! Just call her Leighton Feetsters! I was never into that foot shit. Who wants someone else’s bunions and corns rubbing all over their privates? Footjobs will give a bitch a corn on the dick. I wonder if Dr. Scholl’s corn removers work on the genitals? Hmmm… Weekend project!

Anyfootfuckin, this tape won’t eff up Leighton’s career and I hope she just comes out and says, “Yeah, I fuck. And what?!” Leighton was born in prison, so I know she has a response like that in her. Prison babies can really do no wrong.

UPDATE: The tape has been sold and there’s already stills on (NSFW, duh) this website. Apparently, she does give a footjob! Eff that dick with her feets, Blair!

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