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June 19, 2009 / Posted by:

On People, there’s this headline: Gisele Bündchen Is Pregnant. On UsWeekly, there’s this headline: Tom Brady Falls Out of Kayak, Teacher “Saves” Him. Related? DUH! Tom will do whatever he can to stay away from pregnant bitches! Just have Bridget Moynahan over for Crystal Light and she’ll tell you all about it.

You know Tom is going to claim he has amnesia and doesn’t remember marrying Gis or making a babeh with her. He’s going to pull some “Who Huh Wha” shit!

Gis should’ve watched THIS for pointers and pretended she didn’t know she was pregnant until her baby splashed into the toilet while she was going to the bathroom.

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