Here’s Jonny!

June 19, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

The women of NYC better beware, because Jon Gosselin might be settling down right here in Manhattan.

Gawker says that Jon looked at a bachelor pad at Trump Place yesterday. Jon looked at a 700-square-foot 1-bedroom that rents for around $3,200 a month. I guess if the Gosselin 8 comes to visit, they’ll have to sleep in the cupboards and in the hallway.

This really isn’t going to be pretty, is it? Jon is almost single, so he doesn’t have to worry about Kate’s pet possum biting at him for getting caught with his hand in the crotch jar. AND he has his nuts backs! That horny bastard is going to crazy.

So if you’re boozing at a bar and a big blobby thing dry humps you out of nowhere, just scream “I HAVE KIDS! I HAVE KIDS.” That’s the code phrase. It will bounce off of you in a flash.

Tags: I Don't Like Jokes, The Gosselins, Why Are You Doing This To Us?

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