Emilie de Ravin Is A Dead Woman

June 19, 2009 / Posted by:

Claire from Lost better take her ass back to the island, because the mob of crazed Twitards are going to hunt her down for kissing on the keeper of the unicorns. The kiss was during a scene for their movie Remember Me, but try explaining that to a lunatic with cracked out hormones!

They are going to try to cut Claire’s lips off, so they can wipe that shit all over their nether regions. Or even worse, they are going to hump her face, so the essence of RPattz gets on their crazy crotches. Emilie better stay away from all bitches who look like they just rolled out of Hot Topic’s clearance section. Actually, homegirl should just stay away from everyone. Even the least-suspecting hos have the unicorn fever (you know who you are).

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