The Sexiest Piece In Vh1 History

June 18, 2009 / Posted by:

If you aren’t on your way to the emergency room, because your genitals exploded upon first sight of this scrumptious and delectable pepaw, read on. This is Donald and he will be the breakout star of Vh1’s new reality show. Mark my words! You know you want to see this creampuff get crunk and slap a dude or barf on a bitch.

Donald is just one of the “millionaires” willing to shower Megan with cash on her new show Megan Wants a Millionaire. Megan is that one bikini-wearing ho with the pancake-face from Rock of Love and I Love Money.

Starting in August, the show will follow 17 millionaires as they try to buy their way into Megan’s heart. Each week, Megan will quit a bitch who isn’t paying up.

This is going to be some Rick Rockwell shit. Can you say “tax lien from the IRS”?

Vh1 has released pictures of a few of the supposed millionaires, but I’ve posted the hottest bitches below. None of them can fill a pair of panties faster than Donald, but they will still make you all puckery.

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