The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 17th!

June 18, 2009 / Posted by:

Finally, someone managed to sedate Jessica Simpson long enough to glue her mouth shut – nachobiznass

Runners-up:

Paris has ran out of friends so now she is nursing her herpes back to health. – Sluttsville

All of the Kardashian babies were fed Wite-Out as infants resulting in their blank stares and minds. – Loozer

VIA The Daily Mail

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