This is a preview for Fox’s More to Love which is just like The Bachelor, but with “real” people. And no, it doesn’t take place in a Claim Jumper’s.
The first part makes the chicks look so pathetic. All the single BBWs I know don’t cry about how they desperately want to find love. They cry when Hometown Buffet cuts us off, but not over being alone in life. You’re never alone in life as long as pie exists.
Come to think of it, the scrawny skanks of The Bachelor are also this pathetic, right? I guess that’s just a universal thing. Black, white, skinny, fat….it doesn’t matter. Being on a network reality dating show will automatically make you seem like you’re a cat hoarder who spends her Saturday nights re-enacting the wedding scene from Muriel’s Wedding with your stuffed animals.
With all that being said, I will still be watching for the drunk fuckery.