Katie Price Has Already Replaced Peter Andre

June 18, 2009 / Posted by:

Katie and Peter have only been split up for a few weeks and she already has a new main extra-spicy unicorn at her side. How quickly they forget about the gay who wasn’t afraid to tell you that those heels made your ankles look fat or how they cried beside you while watching Steel Magnolias. The fucking audacity.

Katie’s new purse holder is model Anthony Lowther. The two have been running around all over Ibiza this week. They have been seen kissing at clubs, but I think Anthony was just trying to fix Katie’s lipstick.

These two are so close that they are even sharing each other’s clothes! Although, Katie should think twice about that, because Anthony’s chesticles look way more delicious and succulent in that blouse than hers ever could!

Here’s more of Katie and Anthony spreading the glitter in Ibiza last night and the night before. I would go into convulsions if I ever saw Anthony in those elegant crushed-velvet lucite boots! It would destroy me in the best way.

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