While Madonna is awaiting for DHL to deliver her fifth child, her fourth child is in Brazil selling his goods for a dollar during Sao Paulo Fashion Week. Baby Jesus used to make my nipples chirp, but now the thought of Madonna’s callous clit rubbing all over his face has made my entire body go limp for him. Oh, who am I fooling? I’d still whistle “I Don’t Know How To Love Him?” into his peen hole.
That fugpack Baby Jesus is wearing is going to come in handy. Those front pockets provide him easier access to Vadge’s Replens whenever she screams for it.