The overused powder puff that is Aubrey O’Day was walking through an alley in Los Angeles yesterday to go suck a cock for a half-eaten Happy Meal when a thief came out of nowhere and stole her clothes! Okay, okay, Aubrey says she was on her way to film something for the TVGuide Channel and she was carrying a bunch of clothes for the shoot. SO SHE SAYS. Aubrey tells TMZ that “someone ran behind me and stole everything I was holding.”
Aubrey says that because she didn’t have any clothes with her she had to wear whatever TVGuide gave her for the shoot. Uh…huh. It wasn’t TVGuide was it? It was really for your Craigslist “adult services” ad and you were planning on only wearing a butt plug anyway. Nice try.
But on a serious note, why are people taking clothes away from Aubrey. Bitches always complain that she’s running around nekkid all the time, so shouldn’t people be GIVING her clothes? Shouldn’t be there be a clothes drive just for Aubrey? The fucktardian who stole all her clothes is just encouraging her!