The big decision Jon & Kate will make on Monday is that they have finally decided to release the possum on her head back into the wild – SOW
Tila Tequila as you’ve never seen her before!!(sarcasm)!! – Hollywood Tuna
Courtney Love is still America’s answer to Amy Wino (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Eva Mendes is topless and drenched in lube for Calvin Klein – Egotastic!
Brangie continues to heal the world with their millions – Just Jared
Beth Ditto does realize we’re talking about Peaches Geldof and not peach cobbler? – Holy Moly!
The old dude is wondering if he should try and hit on KD Lang or not – Towleroad
Lauren Conrad reveals something that is just as shocking as Ricky Martin loving the wang – Popsugar
John Stamos was the greatest john Denise Richards ever had – Celebitchy
Being a tranny herself, Cher should fully support Chaz – Cityrag
Vadge is more insane than I thought, because she’s asked Fishy to GOOP-ify her nursery – Lainey Gossip
Wake me when that other one has jumped off of Grey’s Anatomy – ICYDK
The mob of horny Twitards almost killed RPattz again – I’m Not Obsessed