Sean Penn Needs A Break

June 17, 2009 / Posted by:

Last week, there was a blind item about an actor who was going to take a time out so that he could go to rehab to try and shake his addiction to the bad shit. And now this leads me to this story about Sean Penn…..

Mr. Cokey & Hos has bowed out of two movies so that he can focus on his family. Sean and Princess Buttercup are trying to make their shitty marriage work after filing for divorce a trillion times. I guess Robin thinks that if he cures himself of The Wino disease he’ll suddenly stop licking on leased clit. Whatever works.

Sean was supposed to shoot a mob movie called Cartel followed by The Three Stooges movie where he was going to play Larry. Benicio Del Toro and Jim Carrey are still on board as Moe and Curly. So that means the role for Larry is up for grabs. Hmmmmm. People, this is what we call a “blessing in disguise.” When life gives you lemons….make CARROT JUICE!!!

There’s only one sexy thespian who can pull off the role of Larry and that’s the Jackie Stallone of hunks himself…. CARROT TOP. This movie needs an extra-large injection of GINGE HOTNESS. I mean, Benicio and Jim are fine if you’re into that sort of thing, but this movie needs Carrot Top’s raging sex appeal to move tickets. SEX SELLS. GINGE SELLS. Carrot Top 4 Larry!

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