Open Post: Hosted By Tori Spelling

June 17, 2009 / Posted by:

The last time we saw Tori Spelling in a two-piece, she looked like a slightly slow snake having a hard time digesting a couple of partially-melted golf balls. Bitch must have been slapped with a clue, because she wore a bikini in Hawaii yesterday that was less offensive to the eyes. Tori still looks like she’s only been eating dead flies and the ends of wilted lettuce, but at least she’s pretty much covering her boiled orange titties.

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