Afternoon Crumbs

June 17, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Behind-the-scenes shots from the making of the Pirelli calendar including the happiest sloth in the world – Egotastic!

Heather Graham, then Kristin Calamari, then Horsey Montag and now Doutzen Kroes. That dress is the biggest whore ever! – Hollywood Tuna

Reese Witherspoon’s bitchface is not convincing – Lainey Gossip

JLo with a fake baby bump on the set of her movie Not The Baster But The Other One – Just Jared

Manwhore Adrian Grenier might be settling down with a chick who shares his initials – Popsugar

Katie Price’s atomic bomb boobies destroy a sweater (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Marc Jacobs and his bearded lovah might make it legal in P-Town – Towleroad

Jacko is giving me serious fever in his fierce leopard pants – Hollywood Rag

When are Amy Wino’s parents going to have a little conversation with Daddy Spears over cheese grits? – ICYDK

Kate Gosselin will spank her kid if she wants to – Celebitchy

If Sanjaya is straight, then I’ll eat CHERYL BURKE’S mop bucket – SOW

Pugs in funny hats – Cityrag

Sandra Bullock considers herself a good actress – I’m Not Obsessed

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