Open Post: Hosted By Cristiano Ronaldo’s Sexay Massage

June 16, 2009 / Posted by:

After surviving Parasite Hilton’s bomb zone snatch, Cristiano Ronaldo went off to Las Vegas where he got a tantalizing massage from a tall drink of organic SEX. There was no need for a happy ending, because Cristiano was happy throughout the whole thing. Wouldn’t you be? Although, I don’t think the dude is giving him a massage for pleasure or because of an injury. Dude is trying to get Parasite’s mutant crabs out of Cristiano’s body. They crawled up his ass while he was grossy grossy times with her. Hopefully, he learned his lesson.

Also, I think her crabs ate his entire pit bush. Thankfully, his eyebrows haven’t been nibbled on yet. They are looking as precious as ever.

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