Morning Wood
June 16, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Gene Simmons approves of you pissing all over his face – Best Week Ever
“Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.” – Celebitchy
Megan Fox thinks we give a dick. Which I guess I do since I’m posting about it. Damn her. – ICYDK
Sarah Palin should really send Letterman a fruit basket as a thanks for keeping her name in the news – Popeater
Topless pictures of Brody Jenner aren’t what they used to be – Socialite Life
Janice Dickinson had to go to the hospital, because she couldn’t take a caca – I’m Not Obsessed
Marilyn Manson’s exclusive and ultra-plush shit box – Holy Moly!
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