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June 16, 2009 / Posted by:

And here’s some news that will make your vagina burp. HoHan and SamRo have quit the love. You probably forgot due to a little condition called IDONTGIVEAFUCK-itis, but the ‘gina bumpers got back together last month after breaking up in April. Now it’s over again.

A source-type told E! News that they ended things last night after a fight about Nicole Richie…among other things. Apparently, Nicole Richie dry heaves every time HoHan is around. Nicole invited SamRo to a party last week, but told her not to bring her partner in pussy. The source went on to say, “Sam went to the party, and it really upset Lindsay.”

Fittingly enough, after SamRo had words with HoHan, she went to dinner with Nicole. Right after dinner, SamRo dumped HoHan via text message and basically told her to stay out of her life FOREVER.

SamRo is really going to need to do better than that. A mean text message isn’t going to keep HoHan from crawling into SamRo’s bedroom window in the middle of the night and watching her sleep. If she knows what’s good, SamRo will put Quween on the Scene on payroll!

And breaking up by text message doesn’t count! It has to be done in person or by order of the court! SamRo should explore the latter option.

Yeah, right. These two drama lezzies will never be over. They will be eating each other’s coochie tartare again this time tomorrow.

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