It’s A Sign!

June 16, 2009 / Posted by:

A ring of black smoke appeared over Kings Dominion, an amusement park in Virginia, and officials say it came from the Volcano ride. Not everyone is buying it. Some loons think it was a UFO filled with aliens. Some think Kirstie Alley was just in town and had Mexican for lunch. And then there’s Denna Smith. Denna told a local news station that she fully believes it was a SIGN FROM GOD!!!!

Denna said that knows for a fact it wasn’t smoke, because smoke “looks smoky.” Thank you, esteemed professor of chemistry. Denna went on to explain that it was a perfect circle, “like a cut in the middle of the sky.” Denna knows it was a sign delivered by God himself. She said, “I’m not sure what that sign meant.”

It was a sign telling you that you’ve got the CRAZIES. Oh and the sign also wanted to say that even know you’re crazy, your lip liner is stunning.

VIA Buzzfeed

Tags: ,
SHARE
Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >