On May 29th, PS17 in Brooklyn gathered a group of kiddies in the school auditorium to watch Disney’s Camp Rock starring Demi Lovato and the Jonas Brothers. Instead of Camp Rock, they got 45 seconds of hardcore porn. No, it wasn’t called CAMP COCK: What Purity Ring?.
The New York Post says that kindergartners, first-graders and fifth-graders got an eye-full of a topless chick doing nasty sex acts on the jumbo screen. It played for 45-seconds before one of the teachers pulled the DVD player’s plug out of the wall. Other teachers screamed to the kiddies to cover their eyes!
That night, the principal sent a letter to the parents promising them that the evil doer responsible for subjecting their kids to hardcore porn would be caught! The DVD player is usually kept locked in his office, but it was later moved to a different office where anybody could’ve switched the DVD. The teacher who set up the DVD player in the auditorium didn’t realize what was going on, because they walked away to get the disc for Camp Rock.
One parent, who might be a Catholic pilgrim virgin, is so disgusted, because she doesn’t even kiss in front of her 6-year-old daughter! The parent said, “She doesn’t need to see that! I don’t even like to kiss in front of her because I think she’s too young. So I’m very angry.” I can see her being angry about her kid seeing porn, but doesn’t she realize that one of the Jonas Brothers kisses Demi Lovato on the cheek in Camp Rock. Not that I’ve seen it or anything…..
To be honest, 45-seconds of porn is less disturbing than 90 minutes of the Jonas Brothers. You know, I wouldn’t be surprised if that was the director’s cut of Camp Rock. Disney is the House of Whores, so maybe they are just being more honest about it nowadays.