Twit And Twat Get Owned By…..Al Roker

Unfortunately, Twit and Twat did not get mauled by cannibal monkeys in Costa Rica. They are back in the states. But fortunately for us, Al Roker interviewed them on Today this morning and he acted like he would rather have been getting a prostate exam from this dude’s hand. When Al Roker doesn’t even want to breath the same air as you, you know it’s time to retire to the nearest roach motel. I bet you if Twit and Twat were covered in powdered sugar and melted butter, Al still wouldn’t want to get near them. That’s serious.

The flesh-colored dick bush and his pony wife didn’t miss a beat and immediately called into Ryan Gaycrest’s KIIS-FM radio show to bitch about their treatment. Twatty told Ryan, “I’m still trying to figure out, was the weatherman asking us questions? I thought we were getting interviewed by Matt Lauer or something.”

Heidi added, “I was shocked at how rude he was – I was crying afterwards because I couldn’t believe I felt personally attacked. I wanted to say to him, do you feel proud of how you’re talking to me right now? I’m just a young woman and you’re coming at me so aggressively and meanly and mean-spirited. I really would advise women especially to be careful around him because I feel like he definitely came and attacked me and I did not appreciate that at all.”

Cheeseburgers should be especially careful around Al Roker, but not women.

This is probably the only time in the history of ever that I actually liked Al Roker. Who knew that two queef bubbles would make that happen?

Let me take that back. This isn’t the first time I felt a like in my no-heart for Al. This was the first time: