Kelis is broke, or at least she’s pretending that her checking account is on life support. TMZ reports that Kelis has been forced to put her change cup in front of Nas’ face and is begging him to pay for everything! Kelis’ lawyer filed papers claiming that her estranged husband isn’t paying for dick even though he has more money than Quween on the Scene.
Kelis wants spousal support, child support, 50% of medical expenses, $20,000 for supplies for their unborn baby and another $3,500 for a baby nurse.
Kelis says that while married to Nas, she became used to bathing in diamonds and wiping her ass with $100 bills. She writes, “There were many expensive pieces [of jewelry] such as a princess-cut diamond tennis bracelet that was recently appraised for $190,000. My engagement ring is an approximately nine-carat cushion-cut diamond solitaire. I have numerous watches…such as Cartier, Rolex, Frank Muller and Chopard.” Kelis went on to moan, “My survival is based on [Nas’] will at this time. If he does not want to pay for an expense, it does not get paid.”
It sounds like it’s time for Kelis to take her milkshake to the local pawn shop and sell some shit! Actually, I don’t mean that. I’d be just like Kelis. I’d empty all my checking accounts, stuff the money in shoe boxes hidden under my bed and then claim that I’m poor so that my ex could pay up. If that didn’t work, you’d see me in line at the WIC office with a baby in one arm and my other arm covered in diamonds.
Bitch is doing everything she can to keep from going to the place where all celebwhores run to for a quick check: Dancing with the Has-Beens.