Just A Couple Of Newlyweds

June 15, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

After Bruce Willis married 32-year-old model Emma Herring, they didn’t release or sell any wedding pictures. Instead, they decided to share their love for each other with the world by posing in a half-nekkid bondage-themed photo shoot for W Magazine. Nothing says “what a loverly couple” like killer clowns, chains, latex and a jacket made from Vadge’s sascrotch.

As much as I’m tingling (not really) over seeing Bruce’s 54-year-old junk stuffed into flesh-colored chonies, it feels like Posh & Becks have done this shoot a zillion times. Shit. Their family album probably looks just like this. I mean, Emma basically looks like Posh going to Starbucks….LAST YEAR.

This shoot needed less of them looking constipated and confused and more of Bruce showing the goods. Emma’s titty sacks make an appearance twice, but Bruce doesn’t even flash a little of his Willis wang. Not even the tip.

Click here to see more NSFWish pictures from the shoot. You can also read the article that goes with this shit here, but it’s basically just them jacking each other off over and over again.

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