Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Which stateside shambles of a celebrity brought more than a suitcase with them on their recent trip to London. The woman was found to have nits in her eyebrows by a make up artist on a shoot. GROO! (Holy Moly via Blind Gossip)

This is a serious situation. Lice eggs in eyebrows?! A crime against eyebrows is a crime against EVERYTHING. My only guess is HoHan and somebody please through RID on her firebrows now!

This television actor has a reputation as being a great family guy. In fact, he seems like one of the last few genuinely nice guys left in Hollywood. The truth is quite a bit seedier. You see, he’s supporting a stripper on the side to the tune of $20,000 per month. Sure, that’s a lot of money – and it’s sad that his wife likely doesn’t know what’s going on – but there’s one fact that makes this really difficult for all the parties involved: the actor is actually totally and completely head-over-lucite-heels in love with the pole girl. (Blind Gossip)

You see what the power of the lucite can do? I have no clue, but The Empress of Lucite’s exquisite lucite heels are definitely sparkling something extra today after hearing this rumor. Just for cacas, I’ll guess Kevin James?

Which female fans of a highly desired actor are wasting their time? No, he’s not gay, he’s actually celibate but it hasn’t been leaked for fear of running his sexy screen god image. (NW Magazine via Blind Gossip)

The keeper of the magical unicorn forest, RPattz?

Bad Drug Behavior – This former B list television actress was on a hit initial show and now has said goodbye to that and has dropped to a quick C. Anyway, she is known for her love of meth and at a wrap party at the end of the season, our actress decided that she was going to drive her B- list aging comic co-star’s SUV through a garage door at the party. A closed garage door. After she had crashed through the door and dented the wall of the kitchen someone asked her why she had done it, and she said just because it was something she had always wanted to do. Nice. (CDAN)

Stephanie Tanner strikes again! This has Mischa Barton’s methface written all over it, but I have no idea who the pepaw is?