If you didn’t go to Sunday mass yesterday, because you were kind of busy worshiping a god of the porcelain variety, you’re in luck! This is your holy experience of the week. Looking into the eyes of the Empress of Lucite is just like having a conversation with God. Strangely enough, it’s also like having a conversation with an elegant alien swine. Shauna Sand is not only a religious experience, she’s an out-of-this-world experience too.
I mean, Shauna’s chest area also looks like the River Jordan flowing in between the holy mountains. It doesn’t get more spiritual than that.
Here’s more of the Empress of Lucite beautifying the beaches of Miami on Saturday. Bow your heads and let us pray….