Megan Fox is not only one of the most prolific thinkers of our time, but she also knows how to show up to premiere looking like a Downtown Las Vegas stripper on the prowl for a dollar, a dick and a dream! An elegant dress like this could take you from a dinner at a fancy restaurant to getting quick dicked in the back of an ’89 Chrysler LeBaron. This dress has it all. Megan Fox made the right choice and by the looks of it, her nippies also approve.
I know this might be giving you flavors of St. Angie’s freakum dress from Cannes, but Megan does it better. Megan has the “I will lick yo taint for a Diet Rite” attitude to pull it off with grace and class. And Megan would totally win against St. Angie in a debate on philosophy and stuff like that.
Here’s more of Megan with Shia LaDouche at the Berlin premiere of Trannyformers tonight. In some of the pictures, it looks like she’s trying to steal Shia’s wallet. Once a shady ho, always a shady ho!!