Vh1 Peen

June 14, 2009 / Posted by:

Anybody in the mood for a soggy Snausage? Or how about a mangled egg roll? I’ve got both of those things here for you! This past week, nekkid pictures of Kate Gosselin’s hair twin (aka Shawn from Vh1’s Tool Academy) and 6 Gauge from Daisy of Love hit the internets. Don’t get all excited. It’s not going to make your no-no slobber. Bring your dipping sauce and get yourself a mini-weiner after the jump. And it’s totally NSFW. Well, unless you work at Hickory Farms. JUMP!!!!

First up is Shawn from Tool Academy. Here’s the goods. I mean, the bads:

HAHAHAHA! I’ve coughed up bigger things than that! Shawn proves that big douchebag equals little dick. That’s the kind of dick that makes your vagina snort. What the hell are you supposed to do with it? I guess you could roll puff pastry around it and serve it up at your next cocktail party? I know some of you whores are thinking that maybe he’s a grower, but you’re more optimistic than me. That being said, I’d probably soak it in Miracle-Gro for an hour and then have a go.

Now here’s 6 Gauge’s peen from a Playgirl shoot he did. Bitch even uses a peen pump, but what he really needs is a surgeon.

Okay, did Lorena Bobbitt not finish the job? Did Freddy Krueger give him a hand job! Did Stevie Wonder do his circumcision? For serious. That dick is wrecked! Well, he was on Daisy of Love. That’s probably what happens when you do fucky times with Daisy. Your comes out looking like it went through a meat grinder. Which it kind of did. If you can’t get enough of 6 Gauge’s gimpy dick, Tabloid Prodigy has a video of him using a penis pump. And yes, I’d still hit it even though his butchered foreskin would make my teeth cry.

Source: Tabloid Prodigy

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