Susan Boyle Is Tired Again
The Britain’s Got Talent tour started just two days ago and Susan Boyle has already called in sick. The Daily Mail says that Susan didn’t perform in today’s matinee in Manchester and she also won’t bedazzle the audience with her glorious hummingbird yodel tonight.
The show’s rep said that Susan isn’t going back to the house of crazy, she’s just got the tireds. The spokeswhore for BGT said, “She has been advised to rest today. She has done three amazing performances but she is being advised to rest. She is really disappointed because she wants to be out there performing but she has been advised to have this rest. She sends her sincere apologies to her fans for not appearing in Manchester.”
SuBo probably went on an all-night booze and coke binge with her cat Pebbles, so she just needs a day to let the drunk ills wash off of her. Hopefully, SuBo is lying in her Snuggie, sipping on Emergen-C & whiskey and watching Golden Girls re-runs.