Heidi Klum must have queefed into one of Karl Lagerfeld’s cup of virgin’s blood, because she is #2 on his hit list right after food. It wasn’t too long ago that Karl slithered out of his coffin to say that Heidi could never walk in a high-fashion show, because she is so fat that she would break the catwalk in two. Basically.
Well, Karl has whipped Heidi with his glistening white mane of electrocuted Brillo pads once again. This time Karl has decided to go after Heidi’s husband Seal. Specifically, Seal’s face scars which were caused by a condition called discoid lupus erythematosus.
Kunty Karl said, “I am no dermatologist but I wouldn’t want his skin. Mine looks better than his. He is covered in craters.”
Karl’s skin looks like the remnants of a hot dog that exploded in the microwave, so he would be wrong.
And you know how we all joke about that parade down to the ninth circle of Hell we’re all going to march in? Well, Kunty Karl is going to be the Grand Marshal!