Usher’s Mommy Will Be Dancing All Weekend

June 13, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Usher has officially filed papers asking for The BIG D from Tameka Foster. No, not the “big dick.” Usher wants to quit that bitch after nearly 2 years of being tied down to her legally. There were rumors on Thursday that Usher filed that morning, but he actually waited until Friday. TGIF?

A source told People that for about a year Usher has been staying away from Tameka. Probably because her nutstack hangs lower than his and he’s always been self-conscious of that. It’s understandable. The source said that Tameka hasn’t been bothered by Usher not being around to crank her cock, because she spends her time focusing on their two baby sons and the three sons she has with another dude.

You know Usher’s mother is going to be doing the moonwalk all around town while singing her own acoustic version of The Hives‘ “I Hate To Say I Told You So.” That image will get me through the weekend. And so will the image of Tameka hiking up her chonies (the ones with the dick hole) to battle Usher for that MONEY. Git it! Unleash your T-rex jaw of fury on Usher’s checking account!

Tags: Chris Brown, Drunks, Gold Diggers, Splits, Usher

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